Hockey goalie chirps

hockey goalie chirps

"Ex. Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you!" Roller Coaster When someone terrible scores their first goal. Good Hockey Chirps · "Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you." · "You should switch to Geico. You'll save more.". Goalies are warm, shoot to score!” Even Mestery's own teammates got a chuckle outta that one. With that being said, here are a few of my favorite hockey chirps.

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Chirp!

46. “Yah Dink!”

45. “Your dad shoulda taught yah to knit.”

44. “You must be tired of sucking by now.”

43. “Wash your gear Hobo.”

42. “It looks like your loitering out here.”

41. “Kids in Africa see more ice than you.”

40. “Buddy you suck at hockey.”

39.  “Hey you want some naked pics of your wife?”

38. “Tuck your fucking cape in, ya hero.”

37.  “I’ve seen you hit your wife harder than that.”

36.  “Nice whiff! Did the skirt get in the way?”

35. “bud, when I make the show, maybe you can be my butler.”

34. “I’ve got more ice in my water bottle than you’ve seen all game”

33. “Suck it yah milk drinker.”

32. “Beat it haircut!”

31. ” You hurt your feelings again?”

30. “You’re as soft as 10 ply toilet paper.” or just ” Hey 10 ply.”

29. “Dummy.”

28. “You got hands like feet.”

27. “where’s your cape superhero?”

26. “You play hockey like old people screw.”

25. “That’s real tough for someone whose own dick doesn’t touch their underwear.”

24. “If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have ONE dollar.”

23. “You fight like a dairy farmer!”

22. “You’re a plant.”

21. “You are the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles Stripes.”

20. “Hey goalie, I’ve seen coupons that save more than you.”

19. “It must be hard to eat, when you got no hands.”

18. (When a player rarely makes it in the lineup) “You’ve been scratched more times than a lottery ticket.”

17. “That’s a nice helmet…does it come in men’s too?”

16. (When a player hits the post on a shot) “Nice one, just like your mom, smoke pole like a champ.”

15. “You’re just like a tampon. Only good for one period.”

14. (When a player with a visor is talking trash) “What’s that? Roll down your window, I can’t hear you.”

13. “I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock.”

12. (To a player that is dangling the D all night) “You must have been dodgin’ coat hangers the first nine months of yer life.”

11. “You’re easier to undress than a drunk chick.”

10. “I’ve seen bigger hits in Little League.”

9. “Your girl is like a pack of timbits, for $2 I can share her with the rest of the team.”

8. “Hey tender, switch to Geico so you can save more.”

7. At the face off, do a double take of the guy your squaring off against and say…”Hey man, does your coach know you’re out here?”

6. (To a ref making too many bad calls) “Hey stripes, the whistle ain’t a dick, get it out of your mouth.”

5. “My left nut dangles better than you.”

4. “Hey buddy can I borrow your hands, I need a stone for my skates.”

3. “Ray Charles sees more ice than you.”

2. “Hey tender, your legs are so wide open you make Jenna Jameson look like a saint.”

1. “Funny, I heard you were the worst player on your last team too.”

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Lottery Ticket
Used for the guy on the team that rarely dresses. 
Ex. "Hey 2-1, you've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket!"

Ice In My Drink
Ex. "eh buddy, i've seen more ice in my drink than you have all year!"

Dump and change
When you and the boys are out at the bar, and there's no good looking ladies.
Ex. "Lets get out of this place, its' fuckin' brutal, it's time for a dump and change, lets bail.."

Coupons
"Ex. Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you!"

Roller Coaster
When someone terrible scores their first goal... 
Ex. "Hey buddy this aint no fuckin roller coaster ride, put your hands down!"

Google Me
When someone asks, "who are you" you simply reply, "Google Me"

Grocery Stick
The grocery stick is the player on the bench that isn't getting any ice and isn't moving on the bench, he's just standing there, separating the forwards from the defense. Just like the grocery stick that separates your groceries from someone else's at the check out.

Mother Goose
This guy is the king of the bullshit stories. He has more of them than you could shake a stick at. He gets tail from broads that live 8 timezones away, so there is no way he'll ever get caught in the lie. This guy could have gone pro, but he hurt his knee, so he's playing Jr B now. He once killed a wolf with his bare hands, and has fake pictures to prove it. If you dare tell a story in his presense, he will one-up you without thinking twice about it.

Hellen Keller
The shy guy in the dressing room who doesn't say anything at all, but goes out and scores goal, after goal. Basically, he does his talking with his hands.

Foot Locker
You can use this for when a ref makes a bad call.
Ex. "Hey Ref! I've seen better ref's at foot locker!"

Sled Hockey
For the worst skater on a team, who cant skate for shit. Or used for someone who wipes out while attempting to make an easy crossover. 
Ex. "Hey Ankles, I've seen better cross overs in sled hockey!"

Donut Line
A line with good wingers but it has a brutal center, as if there was a hole in the middle of the line.

Safteys on
Used when a guy on the team just cant seem to pull the trigger to take a shot. 
Ex. "Hey 1-4 you gotta turn the saftey off before you pull the trigger, you plug."

Purell
Someone tries chirping you after you undress him with a nice move, you respond with.. 
Ex "Buddy my hands are so dirty purell wants to sponsor me"

Baggage Crew
The one guy on the team that whenever there is a fight, hes out there sorting up, picking up sticks, gloves, and whatever else is laying around. 

Raise Your Hand
Used to chirp a ref when he raises his hand to signal no more line changes, a delayed offside, an icing, or really any call in which they have their hand extended. 
Right before he throws his hand up you can say: 
"Raise your hand if your're gay!" 
"Raise your hand if you suck!" 
etc. 

Suitcase
The guy that gets traded to just about every team in the league, he never actually gets to unpack his suitcase.

 

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35 hockey slang words, defined

If you think being fluent in the English language means you'll understand everything being said on the rink and in the stands of a hockey game, think again.

Hockey has developed its own language, adding a whole new depth of fun. So before you watch the next game, here is our hockey dictionary to help you chirp when your team is down and celly when they pull off the win.

Here are 35 hockey slang words you might hear at a NCAA rink near you, defined:

Apple: an assist

Barnburner: a high-scoring game

Bender: a player whose ankles bend while they're skating

Bottle rocket: when a goal breaks the goalie's water bottle that sits on top of the net

Biscuit: the puck

Beauty/Beautician: a player who is loved not only for his skills, but for his personality. He is one of the coolest guys on the team and usually has great stories. He might also have the best flow on the team. 

Bucket: helmet

Celly: celebration following a goal

Cheese: the top shelf of the net

Chiclets: teeth

Chirp: to trash talk the opposing team

Clapper: a slapshot

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Watch Kessel chirp Crosby as he tries to play goalie against a virtual Ovechkin

Sidney Crosby seems to have a fascination with the goalie position, because more than most players he’ll get between the pipes frequently when not in the NHL.

When he was on the Dan Patrick show in June, he even said that he wanted to be a goalie early in his hockey career. He even said that he’d love to be the emergency goaltender when the Pens were running low on goalies last year as well.

Well, he was back between the pipes at the Hockey Hall of Fame in a game against a virtual Alex Ovechkin, and this time, Ovechkin came out on top. Phil Kessel made sure to let Crosby know that was the case.

As you can see towards the end of that clip, some other Penguins tried out the game as well, and Evgeni Malkin seemed to find a way to beat the system. This wasn’t the first time that Malkin bested Crosby recently, as he also just edged him out at the finish line of their Zamboni race.

Either way, Crosby had a good time at the Hall of Fame, especially when he was checking out some legendary sticks in a tour of a back room.

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Hockey and chirping go together like peanut butter and jelly. The two are great separately, but together they’re pure magic. The only problem with hockey chirps is that they have the tendency to get stale. We’re not always the most creative bunch, so when one of us gets rocked with a solid chirp we tend to throw at the next closest guy who didn’t hear it. This leads to the classic case of “The Hockey Chirps” where the chirper becomes the chirped when he’s the eighth guy that night to tell the duster on the other team he’s seen better hands on a digital clock. Or maybe you thought you were clever when you told the leading scorer on the other team who was rocking a bubble to roll down his window. If this is you, have no shame, but know who you are and think on your feet a little, will ya? In the meantime, you can steal a couple of these if you want.

20 Hockey Chirps to Add to Your Verbal Assault Arsenal

  1. If you were half as good as you think you are you’d be in the Hall of Fame.
  2. You’re so soft. You’re ten-ply bud.
  3. You’re gonna make a great coach some day. The worst players always do.
  4. Your flow is worse than a Justin Bieber mixtape.
  5. You’re about as relevant to the outcome of this game as the zamboni driver.
  6. Your sister called, she wants her eyebrows back.
  7. If you had any idea how good you were you would’ve signed up for rec league basketball.
  8. The only way you’re going to the show is if you buy a ticket.
  9. I’ve seen softer hands in a room full of statues.
  10. You better work on that shot, you couldn’t put a puck through a wet napkin.
  11. Does your coach know you’re out here?
  12. I have more goals than you have shifts.
  13. What do you think is more likely, world peace or you actually getting a goal this game?
  14. You must be the ugliest guy to ever lace up a pair of skates.
  15. You better start hitting the gym, I don’t think those twelve ounce curls are cutting it.
  16. Keep your chin up, there’s always beer leagues for guys like you.
  17. The only way you’re getting more ice time is if you take a job driving the zamboni.
  18. The only way you’re gonna matter in this game is if you buy a striped sweater and a whistle.
  19. Tell me, what’s it like two be a fourth liner?
  20. Who let you dress tonight? Make-A-Wish?

So that concludes today’s lesson in hockey chirps 101. Bang some bodies, start some fights, snip some twine, and keep chirping little birds.

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Hockey and chirping go together like peanut butter and jelly. The two are great separately, but together they’re pure magic. The only problem with hockey chirps is that they have the tendency to get stale. We’re not always the most creative bunch, so when one of us gets rocked with a solid chirp we tend to throw at the next closest guy who didn’t hear it. This leads to the classic case of “The Hockey Chirps” where the chirper becomes the chirped when he’s the eighth guy that night to tell the duster on the other team he’s seen better hands on a digital clock. Or maybe you thought you were clever when you told the leading scorer on the other team who was rocking a bubble to roll down his window. If this is you, have no shame, but know who you are and think on your feet a little, will ya? In the meantime, you can steal a couple of these if you want.

20 Hockey Chirps to Add to Your Verbal Assault Arsenal

  1. If you were half as good as you think you are you’d be in the Hall of Fame.
  2. You’re so soft. You’re ten-ply bud.
  3. You’re gonna make a great coach some day. The worst players always do.
  4. Your flow is worse than a Justin Bieber mixtape.
  5. You’re about as relevant to the outcome of this game as the zamboni driver.
  6. Your sister called, she wants her eyebrows back.
  7. If you had any idea how good you were you would’ve signed up for rec league basketball.
  8. The only way you’re going to the show is if you buy a ticket.
  9. I’ve seen softer hands in a room full of statues.
  10. You better work on that shot, you couldn’t put a puck through a wet napkin.
  11. Does your coach know you’re out here?
  12. I have more goals than you have shifts.
  13. What do you think is more likely, world peace or you actually getting a goal this game?
  14. You must be the ugliest guy to ever lace up a pair of skates.
  15. You better start hitting the gym, I don’t think those twelve ounce curls are cutting it.
  16. Keep your chin up, there’s always beer leagues for guys like you.
  17. The only way you’re getting more hockey goalie chirps time is if you take a job driving the zamboni.
  18. The only way you’re gonna matter in this game is if you buy a striped sweater and a whistle.
  19. Tell me, what’s it like two be a fourth liner?
  20. Who let you dress tonight? Make-A-Wish?

So that concludes today’s lesson in hockey chirps 101. Bang some bodies, start some fights, snip some twine, and keep chirping little birds.

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Chirp!

46. “Yah Dink!”

45. “Your dad shoulda taught yah to knit.”

44. “You must be tired of sucking by now.”

43. “Wash your gear Hobo.”

42. hockey goalie chirps looks like your loitering out here.”

41. “Kids in Africa see more ice than you.”

40. “Buddy you suck at hockey.”

39.  “Hey you want some naked pics of your wife?”

38. “Tuck your fucking cape in, ya hero.”

37.  “I’ve seen you hit your wife harder than that.”

36.  “Nice whiff! Hockey goalie chirps the skirt get in the way?”

35. “bud, when I make the show, maybe you can be my butler.”

34. “I’ve got more ice in my water bottle than you’ve seen all game”

33. “Suck it yah milk drinker.”

32. “Beat it haircut!”

31. ” You hurt your feelings again?”

30. “You’re as soft as 10 ply toilet paper.” or just ” Hey 10 ply.”

29. “Dummy.”

28. “You got hands like feet.”

27. “where’s your cape superhero?”

26. “You play hockey like old people screw.”

25. “That’s real tough for someone whose own dick doesn’t touch their underwear.”

24. “If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t hockey goalie chirps, I’d have ONE dollar.”

23. “You fight like a dairy farmer!”

22. “You’re a plant.”

21. hockey goalie chirps are the dinesh verma cricket academy they put instructions on shampoo bottles Stripes.”

20. “Hey goalie, I’ve seen coupons that save more than you.”

19. “It must be hard to eat, when you got no hands.”

18. (When a player rarely makes it in the lineup) “You’ve been scratched more times than a lottery ticket.”

17. “That’s a nice helmet…does it come in men’s too?”

16. (When a player hits the post on a shot) “Nice one, just like your mom, smoke pole like a champ.”

15. “You’re just like a tampon, hockey goalie chirps. Only good for one period.”

14. (When a player with a visor is talking trash) “What’s that? Roll down your window, I can’t hear you.”

13. “I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock.”

12. (To a player that is dangling the D all night) “You must have been dodgin’ coat hangers the first nine months of yer life.”

11. “You’re easier to undress than a drunk chick.”

10. “I’ve seen bigger hits in Little League.”

9. “Your girl is like a pack of timbits, for $2 I can share her with the rest of the team.”

8. “Hey tender, switch to Geico so you can save more.”

7. At the face off, hockey goalie chirps, do a double take of the guy your squaring off against archbold football say…”Hey man, does your coach know you’re out here?”

6. (To a ref making too many bad calls) “Hey stripes, the whistle ain’t a dick, get it out of your mouth.”

5. “My left nut dangles better than you.”

4. “Hey buddy can I borrow your hands, I need a stone for my skates.”

3. “Ray Charles sees more ice than you.”

2. “Hey tender, your legs are so wide open you make Hockey goalie chirps Jameson look like a saint.”

1, hockey goalie chirps. “Funny, I heard you were the worst player on your last team too.”

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Scores

Dangle: when a player is hockey goalie chirps deke (or decoy) by making moves to fake out the goalie or opposing player; also used to describe the act of stick-handling

Dirty: term to describe an outstanding deke 

Duster: someone who doesn't get much playing time and collects dust on the bench 

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Egg: when the hockey goalie chirps ends 0-0 

Face wash: when a player rubs the palm of their glove in an opponent's face simply to annoy them 

Filthy: another term for a great deke or pass, like "dirty"

Flamingo: when a player lifts one leg, standing like a flamingo, to get out of the way of a shot

Flow: long hair — you can see it sticking out of their helmet

Gino: a goal that is scored

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Gongshow: a game that gets out of control, hockey goalie chirps, from big hits or high scores 

Grocery stick: the player who sits between the defensive side of the bench and the offensive side

Hoser: a trash talk term for calling a player or team a loser. This one has been around for a while — before the Zamboni was created, the losing team had to hose down the ice following the game. 

Kronwalled: a huge hit by a defenseman, named after Red Wings star Niklas Kronwall

Lettuce: hair, on the head and the face 

Light the Lamp: scoring a goal — a red light goes off behind the net when a team scores a goal

Lip lettuce: a mustache

Muffin: a shot that should have been stopped after wavering back and forth in the air all the way to the net

Pillows: the goaltender's leg pads

Plumber: maybe not the best player on the team, but a hard working player who does the dirty work in the corners 

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Sieve: a goaltender who allows a lot of goals, usually referred to as being full of holes

Sin-bin: the penalty box

Sweater: hockey jersey

Top shelf: "where grandma keeps the good stuff" — the upper section of the goal's net between the crossbar and the goaltender's shoulders

Yard Sale: when a player gets hit so hard that he loses his equipment (stick, helmet, or gloves) and they're left on the ice after the play 

Sources: FloHockey, Bleacher Report, The Hockey Writers

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Golden Knights at Avalanche

At a glance: Knights win 3-1

RJ’s three stars

■ 3. Knights center Chandler Stephenson — He had a goal and an assist to give him six points this season. He’s the Knights’ leading scorer by three points.

■ 2. Knights right wing Reilly Smith — His first-period short-handed goal was all effort. He forced a turnover at the defensive blue line, protected the puck all the way down the ice and jammed it past Colorado goaltender Darcy Kuemper.

■ 1. Knights goaltender Robin Lehner — He made 26 saves to pick up his second win of the season after taking some hard-luck losses, hockey goalie chirps. His reactionary save on Avalanche left wing Sampo Ranta in the second period was impressive.

Key play

Left wing Evgenii Dadonov’s empty-net goal

The Knights had a 2-1 lead through most of the third period, but Colorado worked hard to try to change that. The Avalanche had four high-danger scoring chances in the third, the same amount they had in the first and second combined.

Dadonov helped the Knights seal the win after Colorado’s top line had an extended shift hockey goalie chirps an extra attacker. Stephenson, Dadonov and right wing Keegan Kolesar worked to gain the puck, and Stephenson then sprung Dadonov into open space in the neutral zone.

Dadonov attempted to let Kolesar score the goal. He passed the puck to Kolesar in the offensive zone, hockey goalie chirps, but tipped the puck when it was going through the crease to unintentionally score his first goal as a Knight.

Key stat

1-3-0 — The Knights’ record when scoring first entering Tuesday’s game.

It was a huge drop-off from their 31-3-2 record last regular season, hockey goalie chirps. But Tuesday, the team built a 2-0 lead after first-period goals from Stephenson and Smith and held on.

Hot mic

The Knights’ mouths appeared to be working just as hard as their legs at Ball Arena in Denver.

ESPN between-the-benches reporter Emily Kaplan said coming out of the first intermission that she heard someone on the Knights chirp the Avalanche by saying, “Get out of the second round, why don’t you?”

Colorado has lost in the second round of the playoffs three straight seasons, including last season to the Knights.

Pietrangelo’s all-around game

Knights defenseman Alex Pietrangelo was busy Tuesday.

He led the team in time on ice (27:43), shots on goal (five) and shot attempts (10). His average ice time of 26:36 ranks fourth in the NHL.

Streak stuff

The win ended the Knights’ hockey goalie chirps losing streak, hockey goalie chirps. They’ve lost five in a row twice in their history, but never five straight in regulation.

It was also the team’s fifth straight win against Colorado. The Knights won four in a row after going down 2-0 in the second round of the playoffs last season.

Knights’ next 10

At Dallas, 5:30 p.m. Wednesday

Vs. Anaheim, 5 p.m. Friday

At Maple Leafs, 4 p.m. Tuesday

At Senators, 4 p.m. Nov. 4

At Montreal, 4 p.m. Nov. 6

At Detroit, 3 p.m. Nov. 7

Vs. Seattle, 7 p.m. Nov. 9

Vs. Minnesota, 7 p.m. Nov. 11

Vs. Vancouver, 7 p.m. Nov. 13

Vs, hockey goalie chirps. Carolina, 7 p.m. Nov. 16

Contact Ben Gotz at bgotz@reviewjournal.com. Follow @BenSGotz on Twitter.

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Lottery Ticket
Used for the guy on the team that rarely dresses. 
Ex. "Hey 2-1, you've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket!"

Ice In My Drink
Ex. "eh hockey goalie chirps, i've seen more ice in my drink than you have all year!"

Dump and change
When you and the boys are out at the bar, hockey goalie chirps, and there's no good looking ladies.
Ex. "Lets get out of this place, its' fuckin' brutal, it's time for a dump and change, lets bail."

Coupons
"Ex. Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you!"

Roller Coaster
When someone terrible scores their first goal. 
Ex. "Hey buddy this aint no fuckin roller coaster ride, put your hands down!"

Google Me
When someone asks, "who are you" you simply reply, "Google Me"

Grocery Stick
The grocery stick is the player on the bench that isn't getting any ice and isn't moving on the bench, he's just standing there, separating the forwards from the defense. Just like the grocery stick that separates your groceries from someone else's at the check out.

Mother Goose
This guy is the king of the bullshit stories. He has more of them than you could shake a stick at. He gets tail from broads that live 8 timezones away, so there is no way he'll ever get caught homewood soccer park address the lie. This guy could have gone pro, but he hurt his knee, so he's playing Jr B now. He once killed a wolf with his bare hands, and has fake pictures to prove it. If you dare hockey goalie chirps a story in his presense, he will one-up you without thinking twice about it.

Hellen Keller
The shy guy in the dressing room who doesn't say anything at all, but goes out and scores goal, after goal. Basically, hockey goalie chirps does his talking with his hands.

Foot Locker
You can use this for when a ref makes a bad call.
Ex. "Hey Ref! I've seen better ref's at foot locker!"

Sled Hockey
For the worst skater on a team, who cant skate for shit. Or used for someone who wipes out while attempting to make an easy crossover. 
Ex. "Hey Ankles, I've seen better cross overs in sled hockey!"

Donut Line
A line with good wingers but it has a brutal center, as if there was a hole in the middle of the line.

Safteys on
Used when a guy on the team just cant seem to pull the trigger to take a shot. 
Ex. "Hey 1-4 you gotta turn the saftey off before you pull the trigger, you plug."

Purell
Someone tries chirping you after you undress him with a nice move, you hockey goalie chirps with. 
Ex "Buddy my hands are so dirty purell wants to sponsor me"

Baggage Crew
The one guy on the team that whenever there is a fight, hes out there sorting up, picking up sticks, gloves, and whatever else is laying around. 

Raise Your Hand
Used to chirp a ref when he raises his hand to signal no more line changes, a delayed offside, an icing, hockey goalie chirps, or really any call in which they have their hand extended. 
Right before he throws his hand up you can say: 
"Raise your hand if your're gay!" 
"Raise your hand if you suck!" 
etc. 

Suitcase
The guy that gets traded to just about every team in the league, he never actually gets to unpack his suitcase.

 

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Trash Talking: A Look at Some of Hockey's Greatest Chirps

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 02: Sean Avery #16 of the New York Rangers argues with the referee for a call during a 2-1 loss to the Los Angeles Kings at the <a href=Adv tennis dampener Center on February 2, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)" src="https://media.bleacherreport.com/w_40,h_27,c_fill/br-img-images/000/941/902/96446397.jpg.3054_crop_north.jpg">
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Chirping is as much a part of the game of hockey as the Zamboni, power plays, hockey goalie chirps, and Donald S. Cherry.

It starts in minor hockey, and goes all the way up to the pros.

Though it may be looked down upon, it can have an ill effect on one's opponent, and take their head right out of the game.

Just look at the way New York Rangers winger Sean Avery got under the skin of Devils goaltender Marty Brodeur in the 2008 Stanley Cup Playoffs.

The future Hall-of-Fame tender said afterwards, "It was not an easy series, hockey goalie chirps, that's for sure. They did a great job of getting to me, hockey goalie chirps, getting in front of me and making my life tough out there."

And, he refused to shake the pesky Avery's hand after his New Jersey squad was eliminated in the first round by the Blueshirts.

There is nothing wrong with a little playful banter, especially if the end result is your team winning.

It doesn't always have to be harsh words either. A simple knock on a guy's inability to score can put a player over the edge.

Last season in the Western Hockey League, Los Angeles Kings prospect Thomas Hickey (while playing with the Seattle Thunderbirds), took a jab at the Tri-City Americans Eric Mestery.

With the teams locked up at 2-2 in the 3rd period, Mestery got a back door feed and shot it chest on the Thunderbirds netminder. As Hickey skated by the Tri-City bench he said, “Hey Mestery, it's the third period. Goalies are warm, shoot to score!”

Even Mestery's own teammates got a chuckle outta that one.

With that being said, here are a few of my favorite hockey chirps. You may want to put the women and children to bed for some of these folks, or if you are one of those guys that likes to write poems and collect butterflies then quit reading now.

So without further ado, here is my list of Top 20 Hockey Chirps, in no particular order.

20. "Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you."

19. "It must be hard to eat, when you got no hands."

18. (When a player rarely makes it in the lineup) "You've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket."

17. "That's a nice helmet.does it come in men's too?"

16, hockey goalie chirps. (When a player hits the post on a shot) "Nice one, just like your mom, smoke pole like a champ."

15. "You're just like a tampon. Only good for one period."

14. (When a player with a visor is talking trash) "What's that? Roll down your window, I can't hear you."

13. "I've seen better hands on a digital clock."

12. (To a player that is dangling the D all night) "You must have been dodgin' coat hangers the first nine months of yer life."

11. "You're easier to undress than a drunk chick."

10. "I've seen bigger hits in Little League."

9. "Your girl is like a pack of timbits, for $2 I can share her with the rest of the team."

8, hockey goalie chirps. "Hey tender, switch to Geico so you can save more."

7. At the face off, do a double take of the guy your squaring off against and say."Hey man, does your coach know you're out here?"

6. (To a ref making too many bad calls) "Hey stripes, the whistle ain't a dick, get it out of your mouth."

5. "My left nut dangles better than you."

4. "Hey buddy can I borrow your hands, I need a stone for my skates."

3. "Ray Charles sees more ice than you."

2. "Hey tender, your legs are so wide open you make Jenna Jameson look like a saint."

1. "Funny, I heard you were the worst player on your last team too."

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